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Charlotte Church's Late Night Pop Dungeon

 

Down the dark, dark stairs, upon the bloody gallows of soft rock, through the oubliette of cheese, into the torture chamber of disco, you are welcomed to the Late Night Pop Dungeon.

 

The Grand High Executionatrix, dungeon mistress Charlotte Church, will give her MK Ultra treatment to the greatest tunes that time forgot, and some that will forever haunt our collective memory. Bring dancing shoes - the floor is on fire.

 

Charlotte Church is regularly called a hippy, an accusation she vehemently rejects (despite being regularly spotted crocheting her own yoghurt in "those" coffee shops and buying veg boxes from local farms in flares and a Mexican baja). Nobody has managed to convict her of an actual crime as of yet.

 

This is puzzling to the readers of teen megazoins in which she has listed "bank heists" as a hobby since the floods of '98. She abhors whimsy of any kind and nurtures a glory of unicorns in the battlements of her higgledy-piggledy palace made from the toenails of toothfaeries. Yay!

Arenma Ahonsi

Arthur and the Vendettas

Binbag Wisdom

Capitano & The Whistleblowers

Charlotte Church's Late Night Pop Dungeon

Dana Immanuel & The Stolen Band

Dead Horse Bay

Earth, Wind & Fire Experience ft. Al Mckay

Elvana: Elvis Fronted Nirvana

Example

Faithless (DJ Set)

Ffion Rebecca

Gasper Nali

Gracey

Headmix Collective

Iris Gold

Isla Mae

Jemma Bolt

Jenem

Kimberley Rew and Lee Cave-Berry

KimmyBeatbox

Kool & The Gang

Lauran Hibberd

Lola Young

Mathew One Man

Max Bianco & The BlueHearts

Mermaid Chunky

Mista Trick

Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer

Mr Bruce

Mr Motivator

Mr.Switch & Symphonica Orchestra

New Daze

Oh My God! It's The Church

Orla Gartland

Pierre Ravan

Pinty MC

Plastic Jeezus

Pronghorn

Radio Revolucion

Rag'n'Bone Man

Rajasthan Heritage Brass Band

Razorlight

Reminders

Rudimental

Sabrina

Shed Seven

Sister Cookie

Sister Sledge

Snapped Ankles

Sophie Ellis-Bextor's Kitchen Disco

Stephen Lewis & The Big Band of Fun

Still Hate Thatcher

Stretch Soul Gang

Tamzene

The Cuban Brothers

The Jimmy Hillbillies

The Proclaimers

The Showhawk Duo

The Stencil Pencils

The Transitions

The United Stöats of America

The Vagaband

Theda Rose

Thrill Collins

Too Many T's

Vote Pedro

Xaman X

YolanDa's Band Jam