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Charlotte Church's Late Night Pop Dungeon

 

Down the dark, dark stairs, upon the bloody gallows of soft rock, through the oubliette of cheese, into the torture chamber of disco, you are welcomed to the Late Night Pop Dungeon.

 

The Grand High Executionatrix, dungeon mistress Charlotte Church, will give her MK Ultra treatment to the greatest tunes that time forgot, and some that will forever haunt our collective memory. Bring dancing shoes - the floor is on fire.

 

Charlotte Church is regularly called a hippy, an accusation she vehemently rejects (despite being regularly spotted crocheting her own yoghurt in "those" coffee shops and buying veg boxes from local farms in flares and a Mexican baja). Nobody has managed to convict her of an actual crime as of yet.

 

This is puzzling to the readers of teen megazoins in which she has listed "bank heists" as a hobby since the floods of '98. She abhors whimsy of any kind and nurtures a glory of unicorns in the battlements of her higgledy-piggledy palace made from the toenails of toothfaeries. Yay!

Arenma Ahonsi

Charlotte Church's Late Night Pop Dungeon

Earth, Wind & Fire Experience ft. Al Mckay

Elvana: Elvis Fronted Nirvana

Example

Faithless (DJ Set)

Ffion Rebecca

Gracey

Iris Gold

Jemma Bolt

KimmyBeatbox

Kool & The Gang

Lauran Hibberd

Lola Young

Mermaid Chunky

Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer

Mr Motivator

Mr.Switch & Symphonica Orchestra

Oh My God! It's The Church

Orla Gartland

Pierre Ravan

Pinty MC

Rag'n'Bone Man

Rajasthan Heritage Brass Band

Razorlight

Rudimental

Sabrina

Shed Seven

Sister Sledge

Snapped Ankles

Sophie Ellis-Bextor's Kitchen Disco

Tamzene

The Cuban Brothers

The Proclaimers

The Showhawk Duo

The Stencil Pencils

Thrill Collins

Too Many T's

YolanDa's Band Jam